I've been known to to speak my mind when I'm with my close friends, but rarely do I bother wasting my energies with strangers (preferring instead to mentally lash out at them or havemy fun at their expense later - yeah I'm wicked) - but sometimes I can't hold my tongue and then ofcourse much fun happens :-)
I recently had much fun and gave an obnoxious relative a mini-heart attacks of sorts...thought I'd share the fun...
(Scene - I'd taken the pain to dress up after ages, so I was actually looking quite raapchik, even if I say so myself!)
Obnoxious Relative :- You know, Geetanjali bitiya is quite pretty and can look quite nice if she makes an effort.
Me :- I know. What exactly is the point being driven home here?
OR :- You would look so much better if you took care of your looks and wore contact lenses.
Me :- I think I look nice enough just as I am, thank you.
OR :- But imagine what nice boys you'd get if you made some effort!
Me :- Maybe I don't want a nice boy...
OR :- *Look of confusion and a little shock*
ME :- Seriously, why would I want a guy? What can a guy give me today that a girl can't?
OR :- *Complete shock*
(Others in room stare at me with their jaws dropping to the floor, some chortling in glee at my wickedness, knowing I'm going to have some poor souls worrying about my sexual preferences and probably concluding this is the reason why I'm still unmarried at the grand old age of 24 years!)
Me :- *Bliss* (I know she won't bother me for some time now! SCORE!!!)
(More such crazy conversations - In Paris and at Getting Gorgeous at CCD
New word discovered that I'm dying to use - tarantism (TAR-uhn-tiz-uhm) noun - An uncontrollable urge to dance.
[After Taranto, a town in southern Italy where this phenomenon was experienced during the 15-17th centuries. It's not clear whether tarantism was the symptom of a spider's bite or its cure, or it may have been just a pretext to dodge a prohibition against dancing. The names of the dance tarantella and the spider tarantula are both derived from the same place.]
Current Music :- Rock On (the new version) by Def Leppard
Current Mood :- Restless. Blue. Wicked. Satisfied.
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14 comments:
LMAO!!! i think tht teaches all to BEWARE!!! :) way to go geets!!!
n yea....i think even im sufferin from this tar-uhn-tiz-uhm!!! :P but no spidey in sight ;)
Hear hear! Our first raapchik blogger :-)
hehehe.. our bad influence, luv?
*cheeky grin*
Very interesting blog!! And especially interesting post, this one! :) -Sunaina
Kitana - LOL, yeah it could have easily applied to us on 14th july na? ;-)
Parth - LOL right!
LH - Jesus no, not really...I still do have some in the opp sex! ;-)
Aristera - Arre your fav amongst my relatives - the melodramatic aunt you wanted to gag! ;-) LOL! As for the second part of the comment - I choose to ignore it ;-)
Sunaina - Merci...drop by more often and leave comments, now that you've been introduced to Geebaby!
Yeah Baby! That's what I say too, though i haven't said that in front of my relatives..
Some of us girls had a deal/pact in MA, that if we did not find 'nice guys' by the time we were 30, we would get together!
You are welcome too ;)
Madusa
Oh dahling, it is so much fun to confuse them relatives. Me likey!
As for whether guys are better than girls, well, one wouldnt know till one tries both sides of the deal. So go forth and give it a shot I say. Do your bit for mankind, err, womankind ;)
Madusa - LOL well rarely do I say anything of the sort, but I got wicked that day! As for the offer, umm, there's another frnd I'd rather trouble before I join you guys! LOL!
Casablanca - LOL, right! Not feeling that much of a samaritan yet ;-)
(Others in room stare at me with their jaws dropping to the floor, some chortling in glee at my wickedness, knowing I'm going to have some poor souls worrying about my sexual preferences and probably concluding this is the reason why I'm still unmarried at the grand old age of 24 years!)
wonder why people have started about that nowadays so often ... blame it on the sick jokes on television ... who says tv is bad for only childrens
join the club :P though me a lil bit older than 24 but its not just OR its O colleagues too who keep wondering
I just imagined the scene in my head, those relatives, those shocked faces...haahaaaa
Oh my GOD, that must have been fun!!! Can't stop smiling;)
Paddy - Oh no TV is bad for everyone (well at least some of it!)
Eniga - Ah, I've not had to deal with O colleagues yet...infact don't have too many ORs either, atleast not in this aspect..Theya re just obnoxious otherwise as well! LOL!
Abhijeet - ;-) Your prof as we've already established in class is quite "interesting" n'est ce pas?
Oui
OR == Obnoxious Relative ... hahaha.
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