Friday, October 28, 2005

MEN!!!

I seem to be surrounded with the choicest collection of the most stubborn, infuriating lot - and to think the ones I love the most are the most difficult of the lot.
Jesus does that say something about me?
*Appalled*

Random quotes about men that left me chortling with glee :-
Samantha: Men do this all the time. Women walk around thinking "we," and their version of "we" is "me"... and my dick!
(frm Sex and the City)


Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

(Kathleen Misfud)

21 comments:

Casablanca said...

Have read the 2nd one before, and always remember it. So very true, aint it :p

G Shrivastava said...

Aristera - Proudly so dahling ;-) Muhahaha!

Casablanca - Oh yes totally :-)

Bhisma Chakrabarti said...

i say, down with men!
leaving me maybe, and a few chosen others:-)

Ink Spill said...

Two thumbs up!

Anonymous said...

oooh so cool!!! men bashing!!!

"men are like toilet paper. you use them, and you throw them."

-Phal

Anonymous said...

heheh.. and where do gay men fit into all this angst? ;-)

Eleventy Seven said...

gender wars.... nah! gave 'em up.

G Shrivastava said...

WD - LOL, yes we definitely wouldn't wanna lose you ;-)

Inkspill, Phal :-)

CT - Men are men irrespective of whether heterosexual or homosexual :-)

Saurabh - Give em up...but then life would be so bland na?

gulnaz said...

viva la difference! ;)

a guppie said...

cant say that i know what u r going thru - take care. Loved the second quote.

Eleventy Seven said...

Bland!!!
I think 'peaceful' is the word you're looking for. Or maybe 'simple'.

Anyhow as I say to any feminist - 'Whatver you say is right!'

Eleventy Seven said...

Oh and btw ... HAPPY DIWLALI!

Anonymous said...

wish you happy diwali and prosperous new year.
"
Les hommes frappent avec les poings.
Les femmes avec des mots."

Jean-Guy Machado.the quotes on men in ur post refelcts teh above mentioned citation

Amit Pandey said...

Happy Diwali Gee,

Psss sounds like you have lately laid hands on Shobhaa De's Surviving Men. If yes, do read Jerry Pinto's riposte - Surviving Women too..

Unknown said...

Happy Diwali !!

Anonymous said...

et tu brutus? you broke my heart...boo hoo...hu...*hick*...now I'd like to thank the academy...yeah...blah...blah...ok so I'm in a weird mood today...don't mind men like me ;) and happy diwali to you!

Brood Mode said...

kudos! so very true

G Shrivastava said...

Gulnaz - Yep yep, we sure are different...and how!

Saurabh - Hehehe! Maza happnd! :-)
Happy Diwali to you too! Thanks!

Aparna - C'est bien dit ca! Merci pour les voeux - Happy Diwali a toi aussi!

Akshay - Same to you baccha!

Anil - *stares, then rubs eyes in disbelief*
That really you?
Btw it's men like you that make life exciting - you know what they say, can't live with em can't live without em!!! Happy Diwali to you too!

G Shrivastava said...

Amit - Hey sorry I missed you the first time...LOL I havent been reading Shobha De - not in this lifetime thank you;-) Same to you...

Adagio for Strings - Ah well now you know where to head for enlightenment ;-)

Vijay said...

intriguing blog from a still more intriguing person :) good going yaar !!

Anyways, give this a thought too - http://sufferingsocrates.blogspot.com/2005/11/enough-is-enough.html

Anonymous said...

stupid PC n the internet...posted a comment early on...DONT C IT!!!!! :-\
sometimes i wonder...how alike my computer n my ex boyfrnd r....very!!! for eg. 1)never understand wht I want to do 2)get bored very easily...one hangs the other sleeps...many more reasons but finally DONT get turned on unless u restart atleast 5 times...
cudnt agree more with ur post as am goin thru the same "MEN ARE DOGS" phase...
cud go on n on n on n on .... n on!!!
but hey...they sure can b real darlings at times...mind u AT TIMES.
givin myself DREAM TIME by rereadin all my MnB's...thrs gotta b some1 out thr for me..........