Thursday, November 17, 2005
Spammers Go Die!
Yes yes I know I keep saying Music is my Porn. That does not, I repeat DOES NOT mean I am into pornography. Some people enjoy it. Good for them. I don't. It does nothing for me. I do not want to be spammed with links for porn sites, nor do I want to know what I can do to get my man instant erection just like instant dosa. And no, I do not need to know how to enhance/enlarge my penis! Sure hotmail now has a bigger (enlargened if you like) inbox. And yes I do check my email everyday - sometimes several times in a day. That doesn't mean I have nothing better to do than to open my inbox just to delete spam mail! Stop spamming me for chrissake! Grrrrr!
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WOW!!! n they say hotmail is "secure"!!
u shud put up some filters to stop em spams...
happy surfin inspite of it all...!!!
LOLOLLOL Geetanjali! Put your spam filters to better use!
~ A
Increase your spam filter settings to a higher security. No one said there are simple solutions to the spam problem :-)
Oh, I thought it was passe to complain about email spam. The new kid on the block was blog spam, which nowadays manages to come through even with word verification!!
Kitana, Arun, Parth - Filters already up darlings:-/ Entry into my inbox is exclusive. All this lands up in my junk mail folder, which I do have to check becoz of friends who's official email ids keep changing and thus their mails often land up in junk mail! Why do you think I'm ranting?
Casablanca - Oh yes blog spamming is also irritating, but not as much as this. Atleast for now! And passe or not I wanted to crib so I did :-)
Here's something. At workplace, i was the one who got maximum porn spam. The permutation-combinations were mind-boggling; mother-son, father-daughter,brother-sister-brother were the usual ones, followed by some bizarre ones, it was surreal.
I tried spam filters, set them to high; blocked every possible word i could think of, blocked the email ids..
The next day another email would arrive, it was almost as if the invisible spammer(s)were 'cocking' their thumbs at me.
Remember getting an email which said 'Watch hot chicks lose their virginity at their Graduation party'. So much for the Amercian acadream...
Oh yes, I so understand! :(
Oh my dear, my symapthies. I understand... really I do! :-)
hehehehe/.. this was HILARIOUS! enlarged sense of humous, i must say! ;-)}
PS: besta luck for de new job, geets! u believe in corporal punishment?
PPS: i want cake now after reading abt de baking and all! :(
hey all...mail me ur addys u all n the cake shall b sent in due course of time.. n for those who dont know wt cake ..it will b a choc rum cake...full of walnuts n almonds soaked in rum n brandy for a month...bon apetit!!
takin orders now...hehehe ;-)
Madusa - *Winces* My belated sympathies
Blue Athena & Extempore - Sympathies much appreciated!
LivingHigh - Corporal punishment won't be needed; having to suffer me is punishment enough. As for cake, if you can get Kunu to share the cakes I bake for him, then you've got it next time:-)
Kitana - After all this, if I DON'T get to taste that cake of yours, girl I'll bake you - *assumes evil witch's looks*
You should do what i did sometime back.
Spam the spammers. I opened up a new accnt in gmail, wrote a small code that will take the spam email and resend it back to the spammers address using smtp.
Well, cold revenge is anytime sweeter than cribbing :)
i love those spammers!!! its always either loans, ebay or penis enlargements, neither of which i need.
i have a sick sense of humour.
Sigh...if only they would listen so easily!
Spam spam spam spam spam.....
....oh, and muchos bestos for the new job thingie. Teaching is one of the most fun things ever (also one of the most irritating, but so what?). So go enjoy it.
Vijay - LOL can I have that code please?
Phal - Cool, next time I'll fwd those mails to you :-D
Anil - Yes yes, if wishes were horses...
LakeSidey - Hey long time! Merci for the best wishes - me hopes it's more fun than irritation!
LOLOL!! I love your vehemence and your energy! As for me..I am too lazy..so i just ignore them! Some even leave porno comments! Shrug..i guess they have nothing better to do, pathetic sorry perverts that they are! Anyways..good luck with the spammers..lol
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