*The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.* - Jilly Cooper
*Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.* - Jane Wagner
*Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.* - Bob Ettinger
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