This happened when I was in a restroom of a Parisien Cafe...it was on my first day, just after I'd walked from the arc de la triomphe, down the Champs Elysees upto the Place de la Concorde (where the guillotine was during the French Revolution)...picture a buxom blond with pink lipstick and blue eye shadow...
Bimbo (B) : I wanna see the Danish palace....
Geetanjali (G) : *smile*
B : Do you know where it is?
G : I am not from Paris..what does your guide book say?
B : Is it in Paris or in Denmark?
G : I wouldn't know..I'm not from France or Denmark!!!
B : Well I wanna see it...
G : Why don't you look up a guide book and see what it says? Or ask one of the guys in the cafe?
B : What city in the US did you say you are from by the way?
G : I didn't say I am from the US...
B: But you speak good english...
G : There are other countries in the world apart from the US where people speak excellent english...
B : So where in UK are you from?
G : Guess again...
B : Then it must be Australia...thats the only other country...
G : Nopes wrong again...I'm from India...
B : But isn't that a small village in Asia?
G : (Mentally) I wonder what the sentence for murder is???? *fake smile* No it isnt..It's a big country with a lot of very intelligent people who speak better english than most Americans...excuse me I need to use the loo....
ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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